The costume even includes a stretchy striped convict cap, which your baby will need while they're out for long walks with the stroller chain gag.
Maybe then those adorable cherub troublemakers will learn their lesson and figure out that, in this country, looking like a cutie patootie has consequences!And while they're in the clink, they're gonna need this Infant Time Out Prisoner Costume! The attached mesh sleeves feature hilarious tattoos, which will show all the other babies in the Play Pen yard that your little buddy isn't to be messed with! And your kid can’t just toddle around here, looking as cute as he does, without it being a crime! Our laws are what hold our society together, and if we just allowed every super cute baby to just go around, waving and winking all innocent bystanders, fellow diners, and innocent park dwellers, then we would fall into total chaos! Wouldn't count on it!). Infant Time Out Prisoner Costume | Baby Prisoner Costume Look, in this land, we have laws.. Frankly, your baby’s a disruption, and those chubby cheeks are slobbering all over the fabric of this great nation!So here’s what we’re gonna do…we’re gonna lock that baby up and throw away the key! That’s right, that baby’s been booked…and they can just go right into the (Play) Pen with the rest of the other angel faces.