Infant Lil Piggy Costume
Seriously, how totally stinking (pun alert!) adorable is this costume? In fact, we did it to a 5 year old a couple days ago and she looked at us and said, “What does that even mean?” And we didn’t have a good answer for her! The best we could come up with was, “Uh, so…your toes are cute and chubby, and little piggies are cute and chubby, and so this rhyme makes it seem like your toes are like little piggies, and…” And then that 5 year old stared at us like she couldn’t possibly be more disgusted with our attempted explanation per the logic of “This Little Piggy”, which felt great. Never mind, that idiom is kinda gross.