Because being a kid is exhausting and you deserve it.
But of course, you could enhance the scare factor with some little black ballet flats, costume gloves, or spooky makeup—and all these can be found in the recommended accessories! After a day of doing absolutely nothing but catching that sweet bat beauty rest, your new nocturnal instincts would trigger and send you flying out into the neighbor’s yard with only echolocation to guide you. Just think, all day long, after your chores of course, you could hide away in your dark bedroom or living room blanket fort, secluded from the hustle and bustle of modern childhood.