OK, not really, but they sure would have liked to!
The epic leg room. This costume comes with a delicately-trimmed red jacket and matching pencil skirt, as well as a matching cap. You belong with the creme de la creme, the elite of the airlines, and the most haute and hip crew of Halloween! The food that resembles real food (actually, these days, it's a treat to get food at all on a flight!). The fully-reclining seats.