The first step is purchasing this Child Tornado Costume to really help your kid get into the tornado mood.
You would be the worst hypocrite if you told them for years they could be anything, only to balk when they said that thing was a tornado. The white polyfoam tunic has shoulder straps on the inside and is overlaid with spiraled strips of black and white nylon netting. What company is going to need a tornado’s talents? Your kid might be able to get an odd job here or there clearing forests or demolishing houses, but that work can’t be very steady, can it? One moment, a tornado could be starring in something as prestigious as Twister; the next, it could be relegated to Sharknado. It’s the perfect costume for your little whirling dervish! You don’t want your kid to get sucked into such a rollercoaster.