It's basically an act of bizarre cannibalism.
But honestly, what do we know? That's just messed up. One day, he'll want to chase his little cousin around the yard dressed as a giant turkey! If you have a one-of-a-kind family who gets all psyched up for the poultry-focused holiday, the Wild Turkey Costume could elevate this special family day! When in the presence of a turkey, it's hard eating a turkey in any manner (sliced, ground, or in the form of bacon), we'd imagine. Show up as a turkey to partake in the Thanksgiving feast and watch your family members go from excited to incredibly awkward. The costume is completed by a hood featuring a funny turkey face, complete with beak and wattle.