Maybe you could begin a new, simpler life on the farm by becoming a permanent resident at the farm...
The front features a soft-sculpted udder, while the back has an attached tail with a faux fur tip.It fits with a simple zipper in the back, making it easy to change into. You know, hanging out in the barn, smelling that fresh, country air, and rising with the rooster's crow? Adult Plus Size Cow Costume You could romp through the fields and if you get a little hungry, you could munch on a big ol' stack of hay!Okay, so maybe eating hay doesn't sound like a fun time, but the rest of the farm life sounds great..