Is your kid one of those intense dairy enthusiasts?
To make this costume complete get your child a wad of bubblegum to chew so they'll seem like they're chewing their cud all evening. Forget that peanut butter and jelly sandwich without a cold, tall glass of milk on the side, it's just not worth it! While your child could dress up as a lump of cheese for their next costume, that wouldn't quite cover all of the wondrous foods that they have fallen for. Making grass into delicious dairy products is a labor-intensive process! Where would we be without the soft and pliable cream cheese for our cheesecakes? You see, dairy is a complicated and seemingly limitless world and your child's passion has just scraped the surface of it, like scraping the fat off the top of a vat of milk. Sure, cheese is good but way too often it gets all the praise while other dairy goes ignored.