It's such a magical moment in the Harry Potter story when the sorting hat chooses which Hogwarts house the children will be in!
"Hey sorting hat, what should I wear to work today?" "Sorting hat, can you arrange my DVDs while I'm out? It has four tattered straps that hang down from underneath the hat, similar to the one in the movies, and you can adjust its size with Hook and Loop fastener in case multiple people will be trying on the light brown hat. That is, unless you're planning your own Harry Potter-themed party." "Oh, Sorting Hat, which political party should I vote for this year?"Ugh. Now this particular hat is not gonna be able to give you great career advice, or tell you which house to belong to, but it will definitely accessorize your party nicely.