Knitted Hogwarts Hufflepuff Hat
Once they see you already proudly representing team badger, they will kindly point you in the direction of your fellow Hufflepuffs.. Hufflepuff! Of course, they may completely ignore your claim and your hat and have you still be placed by the Sorting Hat. Then, when your name gets called up to the Sorting Hat, rather than wasting the time of Dumbledore and everyone else, you can respectfully tell them you already know where you belong.