Men's Baywatch Beach Lifeguard Costume

. Why is Baywatch better than, say, the Great Wall of China or the Polio vaccine? You know, that one perfect creation of art or science that defines us as a species, the thing we’d bring to show and tell if there was a galactic equivalent of the UN and we were invited to join it. Do not use the little floatie to try to save any one’s life -- as an official piece of Baywatch memorabilia, it is far more valuable than life itself. It is because it has David Hasselhoff, Carmen Electra, and Pamela Anderson, often all at once.

It’s Baywatch, and to an equal extent its spinoffs Baywatch Down Under, Baywatch Hawaii, and the undeservedly short-lived Baywatch Nights..It has Baywatch patches to prove your allegiance to the show, and a little floatie.

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When your boss wants to know when you'll have your next project ready for him, you can slowly pat your bandolier and raise your right eyebrow and show him the finger guns. When Rita asks you for those fax machine cover sheets, shout, "Viva los copier pages!" and run away. Trying wearing this bad boy to the office.

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Possibly even two or three of them, depending on how fast the opposing team can run away. Perhaps it’s all the more honest to own up to your brain dead tendencies, adorn your moldering body in the franchise’s signature colors, and get out there to shake your pom-poms (or is that zom-poms?) as you root, root, root for the home team.You can be the life and/or death of the party in this cute polyester combo, featuring a black and burgundy dress with a terrifyingly tattered hemline and matching pom-poms. Asking the crowd to “give the team a hand” could be taken literally, and the classic “Alligator, alligator, eat ‘em up, eat ‘em up” cheer takes on a whole new meaning.

Men's Baywatch Beach Lifeguard Costume We can't teach you how to do CPR, or give you any lifeguard certifications, but we can hook you up with this sweet outfit, which is just as cool and it does make you look like the biggest stud on the beach (or anywhere else for that matter).Well, that's what we've learned from watching Baywatch anyways. When the girls see you all dressed up in uniform, ready to save lives, they start going nuts and run toward you in slow motion.

Well, that's what we've learned from watching Baywatch anyways.

. The key to being a stud on the beach is being a lifeguard. Men's Baywatch Beach Lifeguard Costume We can't teach you how to do CPR, or give you any lifeguard certifications, but we can hook you up with this sweet outfit, which is just as cool and it does make you look like the biggest stud on the beach (or anywhere else for that matter). When the girls see you all dressed up in uniform, ready to save lives, they start going nuts and run toward you in slow motion.

Men's Baywatch Beach Lifeguard Costume We can't teach you how to do CPR, or give you any lifeguard certifications, but we can hook you up with this sweet outfit, which is just as cool and it does make you look like the biggest stud on the beach (or anywhere else for that matter).