Film critics agree these actors define the pinnacle of their craft.
Wrong -- there are no drum solos, so Mozart is, objectively, bad. Do not use the little floatie to try to save any one’s life -- as an official piece of Baywatch memorabilia, it is far more valuable than life itself. Why is Baywatch better than, say, the Great Wall of China or the Polio vaccine? You know, that one perfect creation of art or science that defines us as a species, the thing we’d bring to show and tell if there was a galactic equivalent of the UN and we were invited to join it.