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Men's OppoSuits Stars And Stripes Costume Suit

About The Next, wiggle your arms around and appreciate the sweet, sweet freedom of motion that comes outside that "dab" form. Hop into the slim-fitting pants and blazer, walk the neighborhood like patriotism incarnate, and you'll have even Lady Liberty swooning.Last - but absolutely not least - grab your nicest Oxfords (sneakers will work, too), a crisp white dress shirt, and your favorite tie clip

Now use your newfound freedom to pick up all those plastic water bottles! Next, wiggle your arms around and appreciate the sweet, sweet freedom of motion that comes outside that "dab" form. Or so we hear.As a public service, we've devised a step-by-step method that might just please our iconic uncle. We've got only one earth, man! Hop into the slim-fitting pants and blazer, walk the neighborhood like patriotism incarnate, and you'll have even Lady Liberty swooning. Set those next to your copy of The Autobiography of Ben Franklin on the bedside table, take a deep breath, and mentally prepare yourself for the most important step: Slipping into this OppoSuits Stars and Stripes Suit. see that? Still following? Alright... Uncle Sam's beginning to crack a warm smile of approval.Last - but absolutely not least - grab your nicest Oxfords (sneakers will work, too), a crisp white dress shirt, and your favorite tie clip. Ben Franklin and George Washington are literally doing barrel rolls in their graves, wondering where they went wrong, plotting to tunnel out and propose a new anti-dabbing amendment to the Constitution! Uncle Sam wants YOU...to dress like you take your love for country seriously!In the shadows of his 200-year-old office on Capitol Hill, Old Sammy has been hearing whispers of ghastly new trends in modern society: a water-bottle-flipping hobby with zero utility, some spastic muscle condition called "dabbing" that's crippling the nation, and camouflage-patterned attire for everyone—like you're all out there trying to hide your patriotism! First things first, take your face out of your elbow and straighten those arms.

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Men's OppoSuits Stars And Stripes Costume Suit

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