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Still following? We've got only one earth, man! Ben Franklin and George Washington are literally doing barrel rolls in their graves, wondering where they went wrong, plotting to tunnel out and propose a new anti-dabbing amendment to the Constitution! Or so we hear.to dress like you take your love for country seriously!In the shadows of his 200-year-old office on Capitol Hill, Old Sammy has been hearing whispers of ghastly new trends in modern society: a water-bottle-flipping hobby with zero utility, some spastic muscle condition called "dabbing" that's crippling the nation, and camouflage-patterned attire for everyone—like you're all out there trying to hide your patriotism! First things first, take your face out of your elbow and straighten those arms.Last - but absolutely not least - grab your nicest Oxfords (sneakers will work, too), a crisp white dress shirt, and your favorite tie clip.