Easter Bunny Ears Headband

Now all you need to do is find someone to marry. Just put on this Sexy Zombie Bride Costume, grab your guy, and get to the alter. Now you're a zombie like the rest of the world, and you will never get married..

It's the end of the world after all. You don't want any brainy situations on your hands. You know what you want your bridesmaids to wear. And maybe make sure the minister is undead as well.

Once you arrive, you notice there are plenty of skirts (gals) and fellas (guys) already zozzled (drunk), and a bunch more hoppers (dancers) out on the dance floor—though some of them are heelers (bad dancers), probably due to all the giggle water (booze) they’ve already consumed. So far, everything is Jake (a-okay), so you get yourself all dolled up (dressed up) in your glad rags (club clothes) and take a dimbox jaunt (taxi ride) to the club, ready for a nifty (great) time. But then you remember your Vintage Flapper Cigarette Holder.

With this White Fedora Hat atop your head, you’ll command respect from big band players and mobsters alike.

Well, there's a few things you're going to have to consider. There's a much better chance of going to jail, you've always got to keep an eye out for violent rivals, and there's really only so much Italian food you can eat before the heartburn sets in.And just in case you find that perfect suit, we've got the perfect hat for you. Or some cement shoes? Fedora Pro Felt Gangster Costume Hat So you're finally tired of the 9 to 5 rat race and you want to get into organized crime, huh? You're gonna want to eat lots and lots of Italian food, and also be prepared to get offended if someone suggests that their momma's food is better than yours.

The only problem is it can really catch us off guard when there's a floating newspaper in front of us!.

You could miss the whiskers and be fine. But if you walk around without the ears? If you decided to dress up as a rabbit, whether it's a full body suit, a printed sweat suit set, or merely the tail and whiskers, you would be sadly negligent if you forgot the most important bunny aspect: the ears. Easter Bunny Ears Headband Well you might as well turn in your bunny suit now.Fear not!.

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Fear not!. But if you walk around without the ears? If you decided to dress up as a rabbit, whether it's a full body suit, a printed sweat suit set, or merely the tail and whiskers, you would be sadly negligent if you forgot the most important bunny aspect: the ears.Because, let's be honest, the long ears are what make rabbits iconic.

These are Dweeb Glasses.