Invisible Pet Leash

Now all you need to do is find someone to marry. Just put on this Sexy Zombie Bride Costume, grab your guy, and get to the alter. Now you're a zombie like the rest of the world, and you will never get married..

It's the end of the world after all. You don't want any brainy situations on your hands. You know what you want your bridesmaids to wear. And maybe make sure the minister is undead as well.

Once you arrive, you notice there are plenty of skirts (gals) and fellas (guys) already zozzled (drunk), and a bunch more hoppers (dancers) out on the dance floor—though some of them are heelers (bad dancers), probably due to all the giggle water (booze) they’ve already consumed. So far, everything is Jake (a-okay), so you get yourself all dolled up (dressed up) in your glad rags (club clothes) and take a dimbox jaunt (taxi ride) to the club, ready for a nifty (great) time. But then you remember your Vintage Flapper Cigarette Holder.

With this White Fedora Hat atop your head, you’ll command respect from big band players and mobsters alike.

The details are pretty harsh, so we won’t blow that horn here (but Google is only a click away if you wanna get woke and learn more), but it does remind us that the ‘20s, ‘30s, and ‘40s were a crazy, hectic, sometimes horrible time, which, if you look at it from a sociological standpoint, is why so much great music, fashion, and film came out those eras!But we’re getting a little too deep, so let’s bring it back to the smooth stylings of this White Fedora Hat1 Whether you’re a Cherry Poppin’ Daddy or the head of an organized gangster family, this hat is an easy way to add some timeless style and authenticity to your costume! Did you know that the Zoot Suit Riots were a real thing? They were actually a series of attacks in June 1943 in Los Angeles, California. (Plus, it looks a lot better with your zoot suit than wearing a baseball cap! Coming in hot at a size 7 (1/4’' = 58cm), the white color and black ribbon bands look both clean and dapper, no matter what suit you wear with it! Zoot Suit Riot! Bonus, baby!).With this White Fedora Hat atop your head, you’ll command respect from big band players and mobsters alike.