Every year, folks decide they “just can’t get it together to dress up,” or “don’t like finding a costume.” Preposterous, we say!
It happens on October 31st (and the adjacent weekend), and the perpetrators can be found in every city and town in America.Some of our suggestions include, "I tried to steal some Cookie Crisp," or “I have been arrested in all fifty states for stealing someone’s heart away,” or "I'm not a jail bird, I just look really good in stripes. Lock ‘em away in the world’s most boring jail and let the nation remain populated with only citizens who uphold our deepest values of full-on holiday spectacle."Whatever your crime, this cute Halloween look ought to get you time off for good behavior.