Every year, folks decide they “just can’t get it together to dress up,” or “don’t like finding a costume.” Preposterous, we say!
We’re not the ones assigned to your case, but if we were, you’d be home free--we love your commitment to our favorite holiday and think anything less than this costume is downright unlawful."Whatever your crime, this cute Halloween look ought to get you time off for good behavior.Some of our suggestions include, "I tried to steal some Cookie Crisp," or “I have been arrested in all fifty states for stealing someone’s heart away,” or "I'm not a jail bird, I just look really good in stripes. In this Plus Size Women’s Prisoner Costume you can stay out of trouble with the Halloween police and look cute, too!When people come up to you all night, asking, "Hey, what are you in for?" you won’t have to answer that you’ve been unlawfully neglectful with your Halloween planning.