With the high-quality design of our in-house team, it might even last until your kiddo is old enough to look the part! AN OLD JOKE!If you've got a kiddo who's too smart for their own good, best let them see what it is like being old sooner than later!
"What will you do when you're grown?" Said the child: Relax on my porch! They tried, "How will you greet your neighbors?" Said the child: Stay off my lawn! They asked, thinking themselves especially clever, "What job will you claim on your taxes?" Said the child: Retired! This Child's Old Man costume might be a bit confusing to talk about, but it is only amusing to see in action! What would you like to be when you grow up?" And the child, tongue in cheek replied, "Old!" At first, it was amusing and the parents did indeed laugh. Kid's Old Man Costume But, time and time again, they would ask the questions. CHILD!Once upon a time, there was a child with the wittiest of tongues and quickest of minds.