Other people might look back and dream about their youth. Turns out, aging early is the answer! What if you don't want to? What if you want to order off the senior menu, knowing that their gravy has a lower sodium content? You might be in the prime of your life but that doesn't mean you shouldn't have your own chair that no one else is allowed to sit in.
Simply throw on the one-piece mask and old man sweater and you'll feel ancient in an instant. Other people might look back and dream about their youth. Others might try to live in the now.