We kid you not!
By slipping this cute costume on, your child will instantly become imbued with slothlike properties. Enjoy an afternoon with your kiddo's arms wrapped around your neck, as they tell you how much they love you in their softest, slowest voice. Toddlers are loud, demanding, and quick as a flash—one moment they are standing beside you in a kitchen, and the moment you turn around they are on top of the kitchen table holding a knife..