We are currently closing our application process for scary, unhinged clowns at the moment.
And while we're sure there is a place for your threatening demeanor elsewhere, we feel it would be a challenge to place you with any of our clients at this time. A matching satin texture suit flaunts both red and white stripes as well as patriotic stars.Tourist TrapWhile Captain Spaulding might have been rejected by almost everyone, even the devil, he sure is a hit around Halloween! It's all about attitude with this character. We're impressed by your experience, running the Museum of Monsters and Madmen seems like quite the responsibility and creative outlet, though we're not sure what that dark tourist attraction has to do with our family-friendly cooperation.