It's basically an act of bizarre cannibalism.
One day, he'll want to chase his little cousin around the yard dressed as a giant turkey! If you have a one-of-a-kind family who gets all psyched up for the poultry-focused holiday, the Wild Turkey Costume could elevate this special family day! When in the presence of a turkey, it's hard eating a turkey in any manner (sliced, ground, or in the form of bacon), we'd imagine.