(Although, do phantoms even have feet?
And as long as we’re asking questions, where do specters, shades, ghouls, spooks, haunts, and apparitions fall on that spectrum? We can’t tell you what to say if anyone asks what makes you a phantom as opposed to a ghost, but we’ll guess that most folks will want to keep the nosy questions to themselves. We have no way of proving or disproving that, so we’re going to take him at his word.