And we mustn't overlook the dry safety of a hole in the wall....No?
You ate all the deviled eggs? Well, even if that's not your thing, we've got the perfect costume if you aim to let some other primal instincts loose this Halloween. While everyone searches endlessly for the most shared memes, the most relevant pop culture, and the most timely politics to inspire their costumes this year, wouldn't you rather prop your feet up on a nice, big stone and enjoy the simpler things in life? We approve wholeheartedly of the aforementioned scenarios, but cannot promise that all your instinctual impulses will be necessarily "lawful." You got caught dancing on the host's dining room table? Even if squirrel stew somehow doesn't pique your interest, consider the hilarity that could ensue if you made "sorry, it's just my instincts" your sole excuse for all your wild behavior.