Adult Mustard Costume
Once, a wise old man with horseradish in his beard smacked his lips, swallowed his bite of sandwich, and laid this bit of wisdom on us: "You can learn a lot about someone by their preferred sauce.Nearly two decades later, we have long since figured it all out: the intricacies of navigating a melting pot of the world's sauces (sriracha, ranch, curry, aioli and more), the best corn dogs to carry in our messenger bags, and perhaps most importantly, that one's "sauce" isn't a lifestyle choice nor a hard-and-fast this or that—rather, it lies on a spectrum, perhaps from mere Yellow to the zippiest Spanish Brown.