Adult Mummy Costume
About The Obviously, mummies are real and they're pissed. So before you start robbing graves, consider who you're affecting with your actions. "Mummies?!" you're thinking, "Mummies aren't even real!" Uh, really dude? You really think they're not real? Explain this costume then
And you've called the mummy police every time this happens but they move so slow and the perp is long gone by the time they show up. So you take matters into your own hands and start cursing/haunting people. So before you start robbing graves, consider who you're affecting with your actions. Because you keep robbing their graves. Or burial tombs, or sarcophaguses (hmm, or is it sarcophagi? Because, aside from the fact that it's incredibly rude, you also have to worry about mummies. or wraps. And maybe the guy doesn't take anything, but more importantly how did he even get in your tomb? Why did we make a costume so people could pretend to be a mummy if mummies aren't real? It's ridiculous. Obviously, mummies are real and they're pissed. You don't get out of your tomb much. Makes sense if you ask us. We're not saying you're a grave robber, but if you are: seriously, stop doing that! You really think they're not real? Take advantage! And if you're sick of people robbing your grave, become a mummy, chase them down, then maybe grab a cup of coffee and a nice book. You're hanging out, just chilling, neatly swirled in your mummy wrappings, and suddenly some guy starts creeping in your tomb, looking at your golden urns or your Xbox or whatever else a mummy keeps in his tomb. Put yourself in a mummy's shoes... Explain this costume then. "Mummies?!" you're thinking, "Mummies aren't even real!" Uh, really dude? Maybe it's both?). They pushed you over the edge, so now they need to die. Why? Throughout history, it has always been a bad idea to rob graves. That takes some serious effort.
Costumes > Mummy > Adult > No Filter > male
Adult Mummy Costume
Costumes > Mummy > Adult > No Filter > male
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