Creepy Scarecrow Costume For Women

The top has an off-the-shoulder cut with billowy sleeves and an uneven hemline that looks right at home in the woods. Red began lifting weights, throwing axes, and getting tough. One thing's for sure, the woods will never be the same. Sure, her grandma was fine when the woodman came and saved her from the wolf's stomach but no one would argue that it hadn't been a close call.

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We're not cool with that, and you shouldn't be either.

Rich Witch Costume for Women The sparkly sheer bell sleeves match the waist sash which is decorated with a sparkly rhinestone buckle. For maximum style points, accessorize this costume with a pair of pointy-toed heels and a gnarled broom.The floor length gown features a thigh-high slit so it's perfect to wear whether you're taking flight on a broom or getting out of a limousine. She uses a 24k gold cauldron to concoct her potions because she wouldn't be caught dead using a dingy cauldron from the 18th century.

Typical witches live in a shrouded hut hidden deep within the woods. This wealthy witch lives in a gorgeous mansion inside an exclusive Beverly Hills gated community. The eye of newt, frog's breath, dead man's toes, and other important potion ingredients are kept inside crystal containers because there's no place for basic glass vials in this upscale enchanter's home!If you always wanted to take a shot at witchery, but you're not afraid to admit that you're also a little high maintenance, then this is the perfect ensemble for you.

The life of a scarecrow isn't easy. You kept a stiff upper lip in the evenings when you felt your hay body take on water from thunderstorms. Maybe next summer you can find work as a clown.

. For someone who's been hanging in the field all year, you don't look bad at all but it's about time you left that corny job behind. Maybe next summer you can find work as a clown. When your pole started to slouch over in the soft soil you began to feel a little irritated.

They've got one job and they do it without complaint.

Maybe you should've worked on your customer service skills. You might be a scarecrow but you still look good. You're sick of scaring crows, it's time to expand your resume.

Then those farm kids started using you for target practice and you couldn't take it anymore, that was the last straw. The life of a scarecrow isn't easy.