Gold Rim Glasses W/ Purple Fade

Either your date will see that red flag and run or they'll become intrigued and join your crew.. Instead of suffering through getting the wrong order in the restaurant and leaving a mean review online, you get to send it back until you get what you ordered (hardtack and anchovy paste?).

And when you're heading out for the evening and someone cuts you off in traffic simply have your date steer your vessel, clench your dirk's blade in your teeth, launch yourself onto the other car, and commandeer it for your fleet. And never forget to layer on the eyeliner.

It's only fair if folks know what they're getting into. Like how you look? And when you are getting frustrated by your boss continuously asking you to work late.

This look is layered with a lightweight long-sleeved shirt under the vinyl jacket.Getting Those Pieces of EightYou know how to get a job done. And at your presentations, everyone knows they'd better listen or walk the plank! There's no room for indecision on a ship. You send emails off like a shot.

You're either weathering a storm and heading to Tortuga or you're hunkering down in Port Royal for one more day.

You parlay meetings that no one dares to miss.

Well, turns out that the right lenses can do way more than just make everything seem rosy good!  You can make the world look like you're about to become the king of a groovy land of the past, too!  And, that's way better than simple optimism!DESIGN & DETAILSTransport yourself and all that you see into a groovy world of '60s and '70s rock, peace, and love when you wear these exclusive Purple Fade Hippie Sunglasses.  You'll have the look and the perception you need.  You know, the whole idea that optimism can change your very perception of the world, allowing you to walk around and see everything with that warm shade of pink that leads you to know everything is going to be okay.

Just when you think that the world is on the brink of doom—just when you think the time is right to strike and bring your wicked mayhem to secure your evil victory—a dazzling hope appears! Perhaps she's made of neon light and only chose now to manifest. This might be the start of a brand new era of heroic peace! But, who knows? Is her flower power literal and she can transform into a psychedelic bud and sleep until the new dawn? A BRIGHT NEW HEROVillains, beware! We're not even sure where she came from! Most of us are pretty sure this is only a beautiful look that features an all-over print of flowery bursts, flared out sleeves, and an above-the-knee hemline, all in stellar 70s style.Our department of Hero Tech designers have designed this lovely dress just for your kiddo. Was it time travel?.

  All that's next is the right music and moves! THE ROYAL '70sBecome a true king of the groovy age when you combine the richest colors that any decade has to offer with these gold and purple sunglasses.  You'll have the look and the perception you need.

Far Out Hippie Girl's Costume Does she have mysterious technology that let her leap forward through time from the 70s to come to us now, in the moment of our greatest need? Who can say what brought this groovy champion of mellow melodies, peace, and love?DESIGN & DETAILSWhile none in the public may know the truth, we're aware that it's you who are about to gift your precious darling with this exclusive Far Out Hippie costume. Neither darkness nor dreary dread can touch the inspiring peace and flower power of Far Out Hippie Girl! We've got to admit that we're not 100% sure what kinds of powers that this amazing lass can bring to bear. Just when you think that the world is on the brink of doom—just when you think the time is right to strike and bring your wicked mayhem to secure your evil victory—a dazzling hope appears! Perhaps she's made of neon light and only chose now to manifest.