Plush Soccer Ball Costume Hat

Then when people call you a chicken you know they can't possibly mean you, rather, they are addressing your hat. Help those who need help.

An elastic interior helps keep things snug. This is a foam-backed velour hat that has hook and loop fasteners for size. Even the nicer-sounding ones are still pretty clearly pronouncing that they're fake versions of sought-after fungi! You'll be a proud fungal friend in no time!Flowering FungusAlright, so technically this Mushroom Lumen Hat will make you look most like the Fly Agaric which is admittedly poisonous. Bonus to both of your fungal plans!  And, really, you can play on that poisonous side, too, if you like.

We can never feel certain about that decision. It's a hard call to make, right?! Hats, meanwhile, can be difficult to get just right. A crown, a headband, a gorgeous and tasteful hat--all of it, any of it, we'll take it.

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. That would literally be a pain in the neck for you.Your Golden TicketLook ready to go into the depths of the sea or into the middle of the dance floor with this Gold Plush Helmet. This golden plush helmet is made with a shiny polyester fabric.

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.Just don't wear it onto a soccer field. Trust us, you'll regret it more than that time you ate three hot dogs before sprints at practice.

The forest green hood features a brown, faux leather accent around the edge and it even has a pair of gold-colored buttons on the bottom.

Product DetailsThis fun novelty piece features a plush soccer ball atop a hat brim that's topped in fake grass, with wire to hold its shape. Style GoooooooooooalSo, you're a soccer fan, huh? Uh, yeah, you can say that again. Trust us, you'll regret it more than that time you ate three hot dogs before sprints at practice.

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