Men's Murica Costume

You definitely need to look the part for your epic job. We have the perfect job for you! No Ordinary Life Are you opinionated, handsome, and love to party hard? Pair it with your favorite work jeans and some sturdy boots, but make sure you’re comfortable – you might need to get out of the way fast!9 to 5 Is OverratedNo office job for you!. Are you completely unafraid of danger, walking on the wild side day in and day out? May we suggest an outfit that gives a nod to both your furry friends and your colorful personality? Others might consider your lifestyle a little crazy, but don’t worry about that.

Are you completely unafraid of danger, walking on the wild side day in and day out? May we suggest an outfit that gives a nod to both your furry friends and your colorful personality? Others might consider your lifestyle a little crazy, but don’t worry about that. What others consider terrifying, you consider a normal day, and you wouldn’t trade it for the world! The 100 percent polyester jacket is striped with shiny black and gold to look like tiger fur.

We Are the ChampionsAhh, the Eighties! Now you actually CAN be that cool in your Men’s Eighties Gym Instructor costume! You’ll be a pastel beefcake in a powder blue leotard that has a neckline low enough for you to proudly flash that Eighties-esque chest hair. What about those awesome mullets that inexplicably soared to popularity? Your official status of “Gym Instructor” is emblazoned on the front, against a psychedelic blue and black triangle. The same years that saw the rise of hair bands and side ponytails also ushered in Koosh balls and the high-rise, acid wash jeans that you now steal from your mom’s closet.

All those champion athletes smiling as if their lives depended on it, showing off their prowess at flexing, high kicks, and running in place. You’ll own your awesomeness as an Eighties gym instructor.

Neon green leggings protect your legs while you squat and toe-tap your way to fitness stardom. You’ll own your awesomeness as an Eighties gym instructor.

Do you love baseball, apple pie, and the National Anthem? after taking your Harley-Davidson for a late-night joyride? Add the red, white, and blue headband and you’re ready to celebrate!Born in the USABust out your Springsteen records and party on, Murica-style! Men's Murica Costume An elastic waistband and blue and red rib-knit cuffs hold the pants in place while you tell your friends “Hold my beer and watch this!” The blue athletic socks are 18 inches long, ending just under the pants’ cuffs. It’s an outfit the Founding Fathers would definitely have worn, if they hadn’t already been committed to the wig and shoe buckle look. Does the sound of cracking open a cold one on the Fourth of July make you say “Hell, yeah!”? Stars and Stripes ForeverIs your favorite state Texas? Hold your important stuff in the 100 percent polyurethane foam fanny pack with a star and “USA” printed in white on the front..

The elastic waistband has a hook and loop fastener. In what other nation can you buy fries at 2 a. Others may turn up their noses at Walmart, McDonalds, and other American-made institutions, but you see them as great equalizers, symbols of your country’s admirable democracy! My dude, you are clearly meant to be Murica’s poster boy!You’re not a redneck, despite what others may say..

Your patriotism is so enthusiastic because you have a natural appreciation for the finer things America has to offer.. Others may turn up their noses at Walmart, McDonalds, and other American-made institutions, but you see them as great equalizers, symbols of your country’s admirable democracy! My dude, you are clearly meant to be Murica’s poster boy!You’re not a redneck, despite what others may say.

In what other nation can you buy fries at 2 a.. Do you love baseball, apple pie, and the National Anthem? after taking your Harley-Davidson for a late-night joyride? Add the red, white, and blue headband and you’re ready to celebrate!Born in the USABust out your Springsteen records and party on, Murica-style! Men's Murica Costume An elastic waistband and blue and red rib-knit cuffs hold the pants in place while you tell your friends “Hold my beer and watch this!” The blue athletic socks are 18 inches long, ending just under the pants’ cuffs.

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