Tortilla Chips Adult Costume

 Is It Breakfast Yet? They say that a watched pot never boils, and a watched toaster will never finish toasting the bread inside. The right side features a faux lever, and a faux electrical cord dangles from the left side. There's just enough time for some delicious toast before you rush out the door. You slide in a piece of your favorite loaf (cinnamon swirl brioche, because you're bougie like that), press the toaster's lever down and.

For one thing, you can never be cold when you have your very own heater on top of your head.

That's like saying, "Ummm, I'll just have a tall frozen strawberry and kiwi smoothie with a topper shaped like a tiny umbrella." When salad's on the menu, it's time to get excited! Product DetailsLook good enough to eat in this hilarious Caesar Salad Kit Costume for Adults!.

The cream-colored front has a printed black and green oval label that features images of a cheese block, green herbs, and the words "Creamy Caesar Dressing.  Let's gang up on him and throw him out of the fridge. Who does he think he is? Et Tu, Brute? The other condiments in the fridge were seething with crabbiness. The bottle-shaped tunic features a hole for your face in the middle of the "bottle neck," as well as roomy armholes so that you can wear it over your choice of lightweight outfit.

What you need is a tissue to save the day (and your face!) Product DetailsLooking for a hilarious costume? Do you use your sleeve? Yes, prior to the tissue box, there was the handkerchief, but after you blew your nose on it, you still had to carry around a wadded-up fabric square full of germs.Uh oh - the sneeze turned into a fountain and now you're dripping! Commemorate humanity's genius with your equally genius costume - but please don't let anyone blow their noses on you because that would be really disgusting. Or do you just pray it dries up on its own?.  The luck may be in your favor, but we doubt it.

 Product Details"Strike" a pose when you wear this Book of Matches Costume for Adults! The front foam-backed panel is a papery tan color and is printed with graphics to make it look like an open matchbook.

"You're promoted!" Product DetailsHowever they were invented, tortilla chips are one of the world's best snacks.

We sure hope you're thirsty because all of the tea is going to be spilled into your cup this Halloween!All The Juicy DetailsThis costume has been perfectly designed to resemble a typical water cooler that you've seen in just about every office you've ever worked in or visited. We're 99 percent positive that they'll just be referring to the water jug hood you will be wearing to top off this fun costume! The tunic will cover your upper body. Water Cooler Costume for Adults The Birds Will Be ChirpingIf hearing all the rumors is something you can't get enough of, then we have good news. They won't be able to stop themselves from letting out the juiciest bits of gossip.

That's why you can never bring yourself to throw out a bag before eating all of the tiny chip fragments at the bottom.

They won't be able to stop themselves from letting out the juiciest bits of gossip. Everyone loves to dish the dirt when huddled around the water cooler. We're 99 percent positive that they'll just be referring to the water jug hood you will be wearing to top off this fun costume! The tunic will cover your upper body.