Plus Size Squirrel Fancy Dress Costume

Why would the squirrel run if it wasn't guilty, right? It's clear you're a squirrel, not one of those evil humans. Maybe you did know that stuff about squirrels. Sounds like a conspiracy theory, right? Squirrels eat fruit, birdseed out of bird feeders (ask anyone with a bird feeder and you'll hear some stories), and they probably eat a lot of food we humans throw away. Better act now, friend. Sure, you're abnormally large, but a squirrel would never question his brother. Think about it. They uses the trees and the yards of our world freely, and they all pass that information back and forth across the globe, tracking our movements, noting our weaknesses, ready to strike whenever the signal is given.Look, the squirrel empire isn't going to be very friendly to humans. Fact. You're probably looking for a way to escape the purges, right? Squirrels are conspiring to overthrow the human race and take control of the earth. That's why you need this costume. But someday, when the squirrels come, you'll be ready for them. It freezes in its tracks with the guiltiest look on its face, doesn't it? Wrong. Not for tomorrow, or the next day, or maybe even the day after that. You show up wearing this suit, no squirrel is going to look twice! Want to hear something you didn't know? Every time a squirrel spots you, what does it to? You'll be one of them. And then it runs up a tree. Everyone knows that squirrels eat nuts, but they eat lots of other stuff too! Well, what if you weren't a human after all. Doesn't seem like much evidence until you realize that squirrels are everywhere.

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Plus Size Squirrel Fancy Dress Costume