Plus Size Squirrel Costume
Every time a squirrel spots you, what does it to? Squirrels eat fruit, birdseed out of bird feeders (ask anyone with a bird feeder and you'll hear some stories), and they probably eat a lot of food we humans throw away. Sure, you're abnormally large, but a squirrel would never question his brother. They uses the trees and the yards of our world freely, and they all pass that information back and forth across the globe, tracking our movements, noting our weaknesses, ready to strike whenever the signal is given.