Sexy Santa Baby Fancy Dress Costume

"Not sorry, I haven't eaten in four moons..

While everyone searches endlessly for the most shared memes, the most relevant pop culture, and the most timely politics to inspire their costumes this year, wouldn't you rather prop your feet up on a nice, big stone and enjoy the simpler things in life? We approve wholeheartedly of the aforementioned scenarios, but cannot promise that all your instinctual impulses will be necessarily "lawful." Exercise caution—but not too much, you wild thing.

You ate all the deviled eggs? Well, even if that's not your thing, we've got the perfect costume if you aim to let some other primal instincts loose this Halloween..

It'll probably include skipping all around the country in order to speak with various magic people.

Diamond ring? Yes, schmience. A yacht? Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree for me. Waiting outside in the driveway. Sexy Santa Baby Fancy Dress Costume Duplex? We guess it’s because Santa seems to pay very close attention to your wish list.

Been an awful good girl, Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight… Did you ask for mild temps in your stocking? Either way, Santa will hurry down the chimney to see you in this body celebrating crushed velvet red dress with its festive faux-fur white trim. Oh, science, schmience! Check your stocking. Whether it turns out to be a white Christmas or you feel like you're vacationing in the tropics, this eye-catching outfit will put a little oomph in your holiday season faster than you can say “schmience” while sliding down a chimney.

Whether it turns out to be a white Christmas or you feel like you're vacationing in the tropics, this eye-catching outfit will put a little oomph in your holiday season faster than you can say “schmience” while sliding down a chimney. A yacht? Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree for me.

A few things from Tiffany's? Check.

The stockings and stilettos are sold separately, but this matching Santa hat comes with the package.

A few things from Tiffany's? Check. Under the tree. Diamond ring? Yes, schmience.