Child's Life Guard & Shark Attack Costume

That is, until recently when a phenomena began happening: people have begun to dance with these whimsical giants. Yep, you'll feel free to live out those childhood dreams as you sway and roll, no matter where you are. This colorful costume with its long tasseled sleeve and blank, wacky smile will make you dance like the wind has control over your body. First off, stretch first.

Wear this costume the next time you're coastal to make sure you don't become the newest casualty of the Mermaid Mafia!.However, we've heard old fisherman tales of people successfully bribing the underwater cosa nostra to escape their wrath.

It turns out the Mermaid Mafia loves decorating themselves with sparkly bling bling, especially gold (it matches their tridents.If you can't beat the mermaids (which you definitely can't) then join them (or at least pretend to), by wearing a men's Mermaid Mafia costume.) We know it's not practical to carry a fist full of golden trinkets while you're out at sea, which is why we're going to let you in on another secret tactic to avoid a mermaid assault: this very costume.

The scaly pants feature a strategically placed seashell, the muscle tank turns you into a rowdy-looking Poseidon doppelganger, and the curly white beard completes your transformation into a sage sea siren. Mermaids are the world's best kept secret.

If you can't beat the mermaids (which you definitely can't) then join them (or at least pretend to), by wearing a men's Mermaid Mafia costume. Mermaids are the world's best kept secret.

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.This is a Kids Evil Scarecrow Costume.

This is a Child's Life Guard & Shark Attack Costume..

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This is a Child's Life Guard & Shark Attack Costume..