Happy Halloweenie Costume

These are the twig and berries you've been looking for. What better visual aid than a giant, anatomically correct (well... If you want an outfit sure to attract envy from every man around, stand tall. We'd be surprised if you even read this far, given how obviously excited you are. So go on, buy it, try it on, see if it fits and have yourself an unforgettable time! relatively) penis that you can wear?! Some people say size matters. Yup, you clicked on this costume, didn't you? You clicked here because you already know what you want. But don't worry, we're not thinking any less of you. Some people say size doesn't matter. Your soldier is at attention and reporting for duty. Finally, an easy way to illustrate the difference between the urethra and the vans deferens (as if you didn't already know, right?). It's a ballsy move, bud. You didn't click on this costume because it's a maybe. Or maybe you just want to show your guy friends that you're willing to take on any possible dare, like wearing this outfit to work. This trouser snake is on the loose. No, of course not. We could make a whole bunch more penis puns, but you don't care, do you? But when you're talking about a six foot tall penis, does anything really matter?Strutting around in this outfit, you'll definitely feel like the cock of the walk (ahem). Perhaps you're a high school health teacher. You want to walk around dressed as a giant penis and that's that.

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Happy Halloweenie Costume