In her darling yellow sweater, your child will be ready for that bridge tournament she signed up for last month.
When your child puts on her gray curls she knows she's putting on the wig of wisdom, the right to say, "You kids get off my lawn!". Those Grandmas and Grandpas have lived through an age without internet if you wanted to bake a cake you'd look in a cookbook. It's not all bad, once she fully gets into character, you'll be able to take advantage of that senior citizen discount all over town! When they went to the Grand Canyon for their honeymoon they didn't take a selfie stick, they asked a stranger to take their picture. Grandma Costume for Kids Ethel and Mortie will probably save a spot for her at their table, anyway, they know she's a contender, she's always holding a good hand.