In her darling yellow sweater, your child will be ready for that bridge tournament she signed up for last month.
Have patience when you're driving to the senior center and she keeps telling you to slow down.You'll get there three times slower than usual, but at least she's in character. When you ask your child what she wants to be when she grows up, does she reply, "elderly"? Sure, your girl has always been an old soul but it's a little alarming how fast she's growing up. Child Grandma Costume Ethel and Mortie will probably save a spot for her at their table, anyway, they know she's a contender, she's always holding a good hand.