In her darling yellow sweater, your child will be ready for that bridge tournament she signed up for last month.
You'll get there three times slower than usual, but at least she's in character. She's always had an affinity for hitting up early bird specials and trading canning methods, but not until recently did she start stealing your brow liner to draw wrinkles on her face. You've tried to get her to act her age long enough, it's time you accepted her gray-haired ways. When you ask your child what she wants to be when she grows up, does she reply, "elderly"? Sure, your girl has always been an old soul but it's a little alarming how fast she's growing up.