In her darling yellow sweater, your child will be ready for that bridge tournament she signed up for last month.
It's not all bad, once she fully gets into character, you'll be able to take advantage of that senior citizen discount all over town! When they went to the Grand Canyon for their honeymoon they didn't take a selfie stick, they asked a stranger to take their picture. You've tried to get her to act her age long enough, it's time you accepted her gray-haired ways. She's always had an affinity for hitting up early bird specials and trading canning methods, but not until recently did she start stealing your brow liner to draw wrinkles on her face.You'll get there three times slower than usual, but at least she's in character.