But not literally lethal, because that would be unethical.
Silent, Sneaky, and DeadlyYour awesomeness will be metaphorically lethal when you're wearing this cool costume! There are just so many facets of a ninja's expertise that would be incredibly helpful in everyday life. No matter what any of your friends say, the jump scares that you're so good at are always funny, no matter how many times you do them. The Way of the NinjaExcuse us, but does anyone know of any ninja masters who have openings for potential students? We could slip out of awkward social interactions without anyone else being the wiser, and we could definitely re-enter our homes past curfew with nary a difficulty. The outfit includes a black wrap tunic top with an attached hood that can be pulled up over your head, and crimson trim on its edges.