But not literally lethal, because that would be unethical.
The Way of the NinjaExcuse us, but does anyone know of any ninja masters who have openings for potential students? We could slip out of awkward social interactions without anyone else being the wiser, and we could definitely re-enter our homes past curfew with nary a difficulty. Silent, Sneaky, and DeadlyYour awesomeness will be metaphorically lethal when you're wearing this cool costume! There are just so many facets of a ninja's expertise that would be incredibly helpful in everyday life. With ninja training, we could finally unscrew the lid of the cookie jar so stealthily that no one else in the house would hear it and come running. The pair of snug and comfy black leggings has an elastic waistband.