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Or maybe you just want to show your guy friends that you're willing to take on any possible dare, like wearing this outfit to work. You didn't click on this costume because it's a maybe. relatively) penis that you can wear?! So go on, buy it, try it on, see if it fits and have yourself an unforgettable time! We could make a whole bunch more penis puns, but you don't care, do you? What better visual aid than a giant, anatomically correct (well. We'd be surprised if you even read this far, given how obviously excited you are.