The Android Morphsuit Kid's Costume
Every time one of our friends gives birth, we politely offer our congratulations in accordance with standard social protocol. Whether it's for an exceptional occasion or routine imaginative play sequences, zipping your child into this futuristic outfit is a great way to say I love you to bits, or 00111100 00110011!. Just input the command, and we'll transfer one of these stretchy synthetic skinsuits directly to your mailbox or habitation module! We're a little biased, since we've always wanted a pint-sized automaton pal. No matter what, we're positive that we could teach it to embrace the wonderful illogic of organic emotion the same way we did: by watching heartwarming cat videos on the internet! Of course we're pleased that the photos proudly herald the arrival of a normal miniature human who looks as happy and healthy as his or her parents.