White Colonel Wig and Moustache for Men Both are trimmed in a debonair flair and will raise the quality of any costume at a price less than a bucket of chicken. The iconic look of the southern gentleman can be yours with this white haired wig of synthetic fibers and matching (and flawlessly groomed) goatee. But, no matter our occupations, we all love to make, eat, and share our delicious southern cuisine!You know exactly what we’re talking about. In the Deep South, where sushi is just called bait, we spend lots of time grooming both our temperaments as well as our fine and gentlemanly appearances.