They've got some unexpected dance moves and when we say "not in a good way" we're being kind.
No, we don't mean that time Greg stuck his head out of the limousine moonroof and got hit in the head by a panicked bat.Literally, put yourself in Hilda the exotic dancer's shoes (what kind of stipper wears tennis shoes by the way?) and feel your ego get inflated by the internal fan. That was just weird, not crazy. First, it starts out with your buddies overcompensating a little because the soon-to-be-married guest of honor let loose one of the most serious bachelor party faux pas: the subtle yawn! Then someone suggested going down to Large Marge's Cabaret and even though most of you knew better, you and your adventurous pals found yourself entering this seedy establishment.