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Product DetailsHave that perfect "I'm a seafaring rogue without no scurvy side effects" thanks to this exclusive Pirate Makeup Costume Kit! Get Ready to Swash Yer Buckles Congratulations, you signed on with your first pirate ship! Hold it right there, ye unstart deckhand. Pirate Costume Makeup Kit The set includes several colors of nontoxic cream makeup so that you can give yourself a five o'clock shadow, dashingly dark eyebrows, and even a scar or two. You can't just charge on board without making yourself more dashing.