We'll leave the rest to you!
See? This wig could come in useful for a lot of different kinds of costumes, so we're not just going to make a lot of surfing puns.Like, if you were going to be a caveman, man, you could wear this frizzy wig with it, and it would make you look so totally old. And is it, like, a crime to spend some quality time in the sun and sand now and again? Because if so, they're gonna have to lock everybody up. Cause hair takes a long time to grow, you know? Yeah, yeah.