How Slow Can You Go? Sloths aren't so great at track meets and you'll never see one compete in the Indy 500, but boy are they champions at taking the scenic route. You'll need to be able to see in order to pick out the perfect location for napping. Putting on an outfit this awesome is the only "work' you need to do today. Two attached sloth arms inflate until they stick out to each side as though ready for a giant sloth hug.